Mafia: Game 1

The first game of the mafia game run by Good Trooper Boi and played by Portions of Cantina Gang. This is the transcript, along with the most memorable moments.

Welcome to Lothal. Simple townspeople living on an imperial moon, you live in peace under the protection of Imperial Stormtroopers and the generous governance of the leaders. However, this fragile peace has been shattered by rebels, scum, that are sponsored by the local mafia to wreak havoc. The Empire, hearing about this grave injustice, has sent an undercover ISB agent to assist the locals in flushing out these criminals. A kind hearted witch-doctor, who no one really knows the true identity of, tries their best to help save citizens from the rebels. There is a village fool who is trying to get himself executed, no one really knows what's up with them.

As the night progressed, a scream resonated throughout the neighborhood. When the neighborhood woke up on the next day, they found Lost Pod, dead, riddled with blaster burns. On a closer examination of the house, Captain Pod was just a normal villager, living his life, farming pre-spice for money. It looked like the work of the rebels again, and even though the witch doctor attempted to stop the terrorists that night, he mistakenly ended up at stardust's house, where there was no threat to her life.

Skipped vote.

Another night in Lothal, another death. Jonney was found in somewhat of a coma this time, and even though the poor man was rushed to a hospital straight away, but this interaction happened: DROID “Medically, he’s completely healthy. For reasons we can’t explain, we’re losing him.” Stardust: “He’s dying?!” DROID: "We don’t know why. He’s lost the will to live. We need to operate quickly" And then poor, poor Jonney_TheFallen died of sadness. We have no doubt that this is the work of the rebel mafia, and the witch doctor had gone to save Mundi instead, but there was no threat to Mundi's life that night. Upon a closer examination of Jonney's house, he was found to be just a regular lothal citizen. He managed the general store and now you are all going to get your own toilet paper. Well played, mafia.

Rancor was voted out.

Rancor: Thank you my fellow townspeople. It has been a pleasure... TO FOOL YOU ALL!!! Hee hee hee! It has been fun working with you, but also against you! I hope you enjoy this execution, I know I sure will! Oh and Dust bunny, continue wanting to kill everybody in the world.

Rancor was sent to the rancor. I mean it's kind of a fitting way to die, yk. Rancor walked in the cage laughing. "YOU FOOLS! YOU HAVE PLAYED INTO MY HANDS ALL ALONG". He then pulls out his jester hat, and as the cage doors shut definitively behind him, he pranced to his death, the tinkling of the bells fell clunk onto the floor. The Jester, was no more. You've executed the Jester, well played.

The third night in Lothal began and ended quietly. Given that the middle was a complete hellhole, sure. Somehow, and as a story teller I cannot believe that I'm saying this, somehow, Legomaster died in his sleep. No one really knows how ACKHEM SPICE OVERDOSE, but everyone suspects foul play. SOMEHOW THE DOCTOR ENDED UP AT FARSIGHT'S HOUSE. Upon closer investigation of Lego's room, the villagers find some Imperial Insignia, and a magnifying glass, along with notes on the townspeople he had been investigating. Unfortunately, the description of the notes was written in an unintelligible scrawl, so no one could decipher the writing. @Peter Rabbit was the detective.

Mundi was voted out.

Mundi: Fine! You’re right! I did it. I killed him. Didn’t like that imperial sniffing around as much as he did. But you all know what the Imps did to us? I was justified in what I did. I go to my final rest in Peace. Can you say the same!?

And with that confession, Mundi ran out of the courtroom, jumped into the woods. A whirring of engines came up, and as an X-Wing lifted through the trees, they could all see Mundi throwing gang signs out of the x-wing (kids these days, amirite?). However, in his haste, he did not realize that he absolutely did NOT close the cockpit, and as he launched into orbit, he was knocked out by the launch force, and his X-Wing spiraled into the sea. He was never to be seen again that mutter mutter Rebel scum mutter mutter. You executed a Mafia member, congratulations! (1/2)

After Night 4, the villagers woke up expecting their trash to be picked up by the garbage man. After all, why shouldn't they? Thrawn, a former general of the imperial navy, and retired in living a life of service, never missed the deadline. However, they woke up to full trash cans, and Thrawn nowhere to be found. A village wide search was implemented, and they found Lord Chip 's body in a ditch, ripped apart by lothcats. It appears that while he was walking home from visiting his grandchildren, he was ambushed by the remaining rebel and thrown into the ditch, where lothcats waited for their unconscious dinner. The witch doctor was busy staking out stardust's house again, although they were not needed to be called into action there.

Squirrels was voted out.

With that decision, we close the 1st game of mafia. Squirrels was slapped into oblivion. Then, as Dark turned around, he was met with a shot in the head

Hal flipped her hair, rubbed the phoenix faction coin hidden in her pocket, and walked away into the sunset. Mission complete

A funny meme that was immortalized in this game was: Dead chat going insane. See image.